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"*": "<tr><td colspan=\"2\" class=\"diff-lineno\" id=\"mw-diff-left-l1\">Line 1:</td>\n<td colspan=\"2\" class=\"diff-lineno\">Line 1:</td></tr>\n<tr><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"\u2212\"></td><td class=\"diff-deletedline\"><div><del class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\"><strong>MediaWiki has been installed</del>.<del class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\"></strong></del></div></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">[[Category:Serious Business]]</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">[[Image:Abraham</ins>.<ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">png|thumb|350px|right|A life-sized artist's rendition of Abraham]]</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">{{Unbiased}}</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td class=\"diff-marker\"></td><td class=\"diff-context\"><br/></td><td class=\"diff-marker\"></td><td class=\"diff-context\"><br/></td></tr>\n<tr><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"\u2212\"></td><td class=\"diff-deletedline\"><div><del class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">Consult the </del>[<del class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Special:MyLanguage/Help:Contents User's Guide</del>] <del class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">for information on using the wiki software</del>.</div></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">'''Abraham''', (also referred to as \u00c5 or occasionally '''Jordan Backs''') is a rather dynamic figure with a strong work ethic and has been widely regarded as a </ins>[<ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">[Halo|pretty cool guy]</ins>]. \u00a0</div></td></tr>\n<tr><td class=\"diff-marker\"></td><td class=\"diff-context\"><br/></td><td class=\"diff-marker\"></td><td class=\"diff-context\"><br/></td></tr>\n<tr><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"\u2212\"></td><td class=\"diff-deletedline\"><div>== <del class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">Getting started </del>==</div></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">Jordan's origins are unknown, although <s>[[Tim]]</s> <u>an undisclosed source</u> indicates that it definitely involved mudkips.</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"\u2212\"></td><td class=\"diff-deletedline\"><div><del class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* </del>[<del class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">https</del>://www.<del class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">mediawiki</del>.<del class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">org</del>/<del class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">wiki</del>/<del class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">Special</del>:<del class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">MyLanguage/Manual</del>:<del class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">Configuration_settings Configuration settings list</del>]</div></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div>\u00a0</div></td></tr>\n<tr><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"\u2212\"></td><td class=\"diff-deletedline\"><div><del class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* </del>[<del class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">https</del>://<del class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">www</del>.<del class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">mediawiki</del>.org/wiki/<del class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">Special</del>:<del class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">MyLanguage</del>/<del class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">Manual</del>:<del class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">FAQ MediaWiki FAQ</del>]</div></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">Some have speculated he is named after the 16th president of the United States, Abraham Lincoln. However, it's actually the other way around.</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"\u2212\"></td><td class=\"diff-deletedline\"><div><del class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* </del>[<del class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">https</del>://<del class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">lists</del>.<del class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">wikimedia</del>.<del class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">org</del>/<del class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">mailman/listinfo/mediawiki</del>-<del class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">announce MediaWiki release mailing list</del>]</div></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div>\u00a0</div></td></tr>\n<tr><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"\u2212\"></td><td class=\"diff-deletedline\"><div><del class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* </del>[<del class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">https</del>://<del class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">www</del>.<del class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">mediawiki</del>.<del class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">org/wiki/Special</del>:<del class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">MyLanguage/Localisation#Translation_resources Localise MediaWiki </del>for <del class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">your language</del>]</div></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">Abraham is a published novelist, but good luck getting him to admit that. He is actually 1'4", as can be seen in the life-sized picture on the right. His cousin is [[:File:Laser.jpg|King Shoopusdawhoopus]].</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"\u2212\"></td><td class=\"diff-deletedline\"><div>* [<del class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">https</del>://www.<del class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">mediawiki</del>.<del class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">org</del>/wiki/<del class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">Special</del>:<del class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">MyLanguage/Manual</del>:<del class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">Combating_spam Learn </del>how to <del class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">combat spam </del>on your <del class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">wiki</del>]</div></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div>\u00a0</div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">Recent studies have shown that Abraham is a gentleman and a scholar, much like [[Kevin]].</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div>\u00a0</div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">Canadian tradition dictates that people near Jordan must exclaim "JORDAN!!" whenever something happens, especially when he makes a pun. Jordan likes puns. A lot. Especially bad ones. </ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div>\u00a0</div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">{{quote|JORDAN!|Everyone}}</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div>\u00a0</div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">Also, this one time Jordan brought multigrain crackers and [[LOL WUT|almond milk]] to a party after agreeing to bring 'drinks and snacks'.</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div>\u00a0</div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div>== <ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">Abraham in popular culture </ins>==</div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div>[<ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">[Image:Most_Interesting_Man.png|thumb|right]]</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">''See also: [[Abraham in literature]] and [[Tales of Abraham]]''</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div>\u00a0</div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">People often tag Jordan as objects in random pictures on [http</ins>://www.<ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">facebook.com/jabacks Abraham's Facebook profile]. Nobody really knows why, but it's probably just because it's really, really funny.</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div>\u00a0</div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">Abraham has released several rap albums. A sample of his work can be found here: [[File:Jordan's Rap.mp3]]</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div>\u00a0</div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">The video game Fallout 3 contains a statue of Abraham, though it has no head. He also played a key role in the 1990 film ''The Civil War''. </ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div>\u00a0</div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">Abraham is well known for the large amount of time he invests in ''[[Left 4 Dead]]''. To honor his dedication, Valve Entertainment has decided to create a sequel entitled ''Left 5 Dead'', which abandons the zombie apocalypse plotline and is instead based around the everyday life of Abraham. Future sequels include ''Left 2 Die'', ''Left 5 Dead 2'', and ''Left 1 Behind''.</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div>\u00a0</div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">Abraham has been referenced in [http://xkcd</ins>.<ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">com</ins>/<ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">709</ins>/ <ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">an XKCD comic]. Abraham played a key role in the plot of such best-sellers as ''Twilight'' and ''The Bible''.</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">[[Image:Jordan Forms.png|thumb|400px|left|Abraham's various forms]]</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">{{quote|By faith Abraham, when called to go to a place he would later receive as his inheritance, obeyed and went, even though he did not know where he was going.|Hebrews 11</ins>:<ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">8}}</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div>\u00a0</div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">{{quote|Keep up the good work, Abraham.|God}}</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div>\u00a0</div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">Several video games are focused around Abraham including ''Catch the Abraham'' and ''The Adventures of Abraham''.</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div>\u00a0</div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">== The Abraham Effect ==</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">{{MoreEquations}}</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">[[Image</ins>:<ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">Black_Hole_Lensing.jpg|right|thumb|Simulated gravitational lensing (black hole going past a background galaxy).]</ins>]</div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">Similar to the gravitational lensing effect exhibited by massive stellar bodies, such as that caused by Schwarzschild black holes passing in front of other galaxies, refracting and magnifying images of that galaxy </ins>[<ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">http</ins>://<ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">en</ins>.<ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">wikipedia</ins>.org/wiki/<ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">Gravitational_lens]; the Abraham Effect occurs whenever Jordan is placed nearby another person. This phenomenon magnifies all the trolling tendencies normally exhibited by that person, almost identically to how images are magnified when passing around a black hole.</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div>\u00a0</div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">Abraham represents a trollitationally huge body, that bends the curvature of spacetime such that the natural carriers of the troll-force, so called [[Trolliton|Trollitons]], are focused towards anyone near Jordan. This lensing of the Trollitrons directly causes the above average observed tendency of people around Jordan to troll him.</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div>\u00a0</div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">The Troll Force can be represented using an inverse square law, as well as a bunch of other laws just thrown in there</ins>:</div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div>\u00a0</div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\"><math>\\Sigma \\vec{F}_{troll}=\\int_{0}^{\\infty}\\left(\\frac{A_0\\cdot m_A}{r^2}\\right)dr=\\left [ \\frac{\\partial^2 \\theta }{\\partial x^2} \\left(\\frac{\\frac{1}{\\frac{1+1}{1}}\\left(\\frac{1\\cdot 3\\cdot 5\\cdot 7\\cdot...\\cdot 1029n}{1+1+2+3+5+8+13+...}\\right)\\cdot e^{e^{e^{e^{e^{e^{e^{e^{e^{e^{e^{k}}}}}}}}}}}}{\\frac{1}{x+\\frac{1}{x+\\frac{1}{x}}}+\\frac{x}{1+\\frac{1}{x}}\\cdot \\oint_{e}^{\\pi}\\coprod_{i=1}^{A_0}\\vec{\\nabla} f(x) \\begin{vmatrix}</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">A_0 & r^3 & m_A\\\\ </ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">m_e & m_s & k\\\\ </ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">\\sqrt[A_0]{\\theta} & \\frac{\\pi}{\\sigma } & \\int e^{x^2} \\cdot dx</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">\\end{vmatrix}}\u00a0 \\right) \\cdot dx \\right ]^{\\left( \\frac{-b\\pm\\sqrt{b^2-4ac}}{2a}\\right)^{1.7CH_3COOH}}</math></ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div>\u00a0</div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">Where <math>A_0</math> is the Abraham Constant, <math>m_A<</ins>/<ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">math> is the mass of Abraham (roughly 77.11 \u00b1 0.10 kg), and <math>r</math> is the distance between Abraham and an observer. The exact value of the Abraham constant has yet to be determined experimentally. Abraham has thus far refused to give us even an approximation or order of magnitude. </ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div>\u00a0</div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">An enigma will spontaneously combust if ever to come into contact with a Jordan.</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div>\u00a0</div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">== Jordan's personal life ==</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">[[Image</ins>:<ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">Jordan Indiana Jones.jpg|right|thumb|300px|Jordan in his spare time]</ins>]</div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">Abraham frequently quotes </ins>[<ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">http</ins>://<ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">redvsblue</ins>.<ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">com/home</ins>.<ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">php Red vs. Blue], as he adores this web-series.</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div>\u00a0</div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">Abraham has memorized more digits of <math>\\pi<</ins>/<ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">math> than any other known human being.</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div>\u00a0</div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">Abraham can generally be found in places such as cities, towns, and Canadian territories. He can also be found in the isolation of the deep wild, thinking ponderous thoughts about the very essence of time and space\u2014 thoughts which would cause a lesser man's head to implode.</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div>\u00a0</div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">{{quote|It's an eerie thought: Jordan quietly stalking his victim, ready to huskily whisper his corniest pun-- a phrase undoubtedly cobbled together in the darkest recesses of hell. The thought of the maize</ins>-<ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">ery it will bring his prey makes him smile insanely from ear to ear.|[[Kevin]</ins>]<ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">}}</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div>\u00a0</div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">Abraham loves puns. Seriously. This one time he went to a play and laughed hysterically for 10 minutes at a pun that nobody else found funny.</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div>\u00a0</div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">If anyone ever asks you how to describe Abraham in one word, you should probably use 'whimsical'.</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div>\u00a0</div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">== Abraham's favourites==</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">[</ins>[<ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">Image</ins>:<ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">Digits_of_Pi_memorized.jpg|thumb|right|400px|Ever since Abraham began memorizing digits of <math>\\pi<</ins>/<ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">math> in the mid 90's, the world record for the number of digits of <math>\\pi<</ins>/<ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">math> memorized has skyrocketed.]]</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">;Music</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* ''Party in the U</ins>.<ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">S</ins>.<ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">A'' - Miley Cyrus</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Sinatra Arctica</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Muse</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div>\u00a0</div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">;Video Games</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Star Wars: Advanced Drop Operational Combat (PTSD)</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Age of Umpires</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Left 5 Dead</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div>\u00a0</div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">;Internet</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Daily Babe</ins>: <ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">College Edition</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Wired</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Anime (esp. Cowboy Bebop)</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div>\u00a0</div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">;Beverages</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Oasis "Fruit Zoo" juiceboxes, particularly the one with the creepy monkey on it</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Perrier</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Plain water, when perrier is unavailable</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Ice wine</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Manhattans</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Coffee with Kahlua</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div>\u00a0</div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">== Political career ==</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">{{current}}</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">In addition to being a well-known director and rap artist, Abraham is quite involved in politics. He usually campaigns by advocating free lunches </ins>for <ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">everyone. He is currently campaigning to become the Student's Union president, and soon after the president of the world.</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div>\u00a0</div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">== Ways to annoy Jordan ==</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">[[Image:Daily_Babe.jpg|thumb|upright=1.5|right|Abraham's preferred pastime]]</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">Trolling Abraham is an age-old practice that has delighted many. Here are the most effective ways to troll him:</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">[[Image:Campaign Poster.jpg|thumb|300px|left|One of Jordan's campaign posters]</ins>]</div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div>* <ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">Argue with him about PC games versus Xbox games</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Tell him that there are better games than Left 5 Dead, such as Call of Derp: Modern ODST 3.</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Tell him to teach his children Dvorak.</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Spam his </ins>[<ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">http</ins>://www.<ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">facebook</ins>.<ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">com</ins>/<ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">jabacks wall].</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Start a debate with him, and when he eventually agrees with you, immediately switch sides.</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Criticize him of leaving early when he heads home at 3:00 AM.</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Eat chips on his bed. (It's super effective!)</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">[[Image:Jordan the Rapper.jpg|thumb|right|Abraham in his default state]]</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Refute all of his arguments with "NO U".</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Offer to take him out for dinner, then pick somewhere greasy like A&W. Especially if he already had a burger that week.</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Make him lose The Game.</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Make a wiki page about him.</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Mention the wiki page about him.</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Sit in class next to him and open up said </ins>wiki <ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">page.</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Ask him to bring salsa to a party.</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Offer him white bread.</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Refer to him as Abraham, which annoys him even though it's his real name.</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* "Borrow" his $20 writing utensils.</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Buy fries, ask if he wants any, then add salt before handing them to him.</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Tell him you like his Gryffindor shirt.</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Double dip.</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* <s>Tell him to buy an iPad.</s> He already did, this one won't work anymore!</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Write a really long list of ways to annoy him.</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\"><br/><br/><br</ins>/<ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">></ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div>\u00a0</div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">== Jordanisms ==</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">[[Image</ins>:<ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">Akte2.jpg|thumb|400px|right|A common response to Jordan's puns]]</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">The following are actual quotes from Jordan.</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div>\u00a0</div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* "It's pretty satisfying being able to just ram people."</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* "Pain goes away, drugs are bad, chicks dig scars. That's all you need to know."</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* "Just woo them with sensual music, then they can't be mad at you anymore."</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* '''"I've always found that a good lunch improves my day."'''</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* "I'll be right back, I'm just gonna go wash my face."</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* "To each their own."</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* "God dammit, guys..."</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* '''"I never used to cuss before I met you."'''</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* "Chicks dig scars."</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* "Lol XD"</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* "It's not delivery, it's Delissio!"</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* "I could really go for some brain food right about now."</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* "Quite the conundrum indeed."</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* "Turn at the invisible bricks."</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* "Don't believe everything you see on the internet."</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* "No, I'm not going to say anything, because if I do you'll just put it on the wiki."</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* '''"The average American gets roughly four times their recommended daily intake of sodium."'''</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* "I read something on Wired last night that you might be interested in..."</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* "Caprica is an awesome sci-fi show... it reminds me of a Shakespearean tragedy in many ways."</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* "I need to rest."</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* "Sleep is overrated."</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* "SNOWMAN, in excitement letters!"</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* "I've given up all hope in humanity." (Jordan protesting a walrus mustache being put on a drawing of him)</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* "You would..."\u00a0 [[Image</ins>:<ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">The Last Supper.jpg|thumb|upright=1.5|400px|right|Abraham (far right) at the Last Supper]]</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* "I'm taking a risk."</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* "Does anyone want some grapes?!"</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* "That's it, take another sensual bite..."</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* "Needless to say, I'm not sticking my USB in this computer today."</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* '''"Now I know </ins>how <ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">Jesus felt."'''</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* "I am very contagious."</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* "Very few people know my fish preference."</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* '''"People resort to me when they're bored."'''</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* "Do I have to take my shirt off?!"</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* "I say yes, I do like crepes. They're tasty and incredibly versatile: breakfast, lunch, dinner, sweet or salty."</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* "I have a monthly quota to meet, ya know."</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* '''"Buttons are like buttons on a website."'''</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* "It's very hard to tell what I'm going to say next."</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* "Good food builds character, okay?!"</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* "Watch as I walk, my head bobs up and down."</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* "Pants are optional, though I usually wear them when shirtlessly updating my status. It's more gratifying that way."</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* '''"Do you have any idea what that one gram of sugar will do to me?"'''</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* "Oh dear, I seem to have caused quite a kerfuffle in world history... class"</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* '''"Setting up a good ambush is a kind of art."'''</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* "Hold on a minute. I need to assess the feng shui."</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* '''"God suggests that you share, because sharing is caring."'''</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* "Sorry, copypasta isn't on the menu for a midnight snack."</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* "My favorite pick-me-up is Dragonforce."</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* "Batteries work in mysterious ways."</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* "Don't quote me on that."</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* "It's important to have a song for every occasion."</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div>\u00a0</div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">== Personality ==</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">=== Why Abraham is a good person ===</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">[[Image:Jordan wall.jpeg|thumb|right|250px|How to appease Abraham]]</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* He gives you free Timbits</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* He doesn't spend all his money on alcohol</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* He was in ''The Bible''</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* He saves paper by writing in barcode</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* He rates [[Google Wave|MMOWGs]]</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* He's almost Korean</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* He's on the American penny</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* He has his own personal theater</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* He has Abraham-like skills</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* He has the featured article on the SD Wiki</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* He supports Unicorn Sharks</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* He always pays in exact change</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div>\u00a0</div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">{{quote|I say yes, I do like crepes. They're tasty and incredibly versatile: breakfast, lunch, dinner, sweet or salty.|Jordan}}</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div>\u00a0</div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">=== Why Abraham is a bad person ===</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div>\u00a0</div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* He'll delete your System32. If that fails </ins>to <ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">crash your computer, he'll open \u221e tabs </ins>on your <ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">computer.</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* His puns induce entropy, therefore bringing an end to existence several picoseconds sooner than it would have happened otherwise.</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* He makes you lose [[The Game]].</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* He burns out your LCD screen with laser pointers, somehow.</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div>\u00a0</div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">== Known Abraham aliases ==</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">[[Image:Abraham Cave Painting.png|thumb|300px|right|An image of Jordan found in a cave in Africa, estimated to have been painted around 50,000 BC]]</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div>\u00a0</div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* \u00c5</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* J. Backs</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Stan</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* JAJB</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Jes\u00fas</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Jornat</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Jordant</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Jordizzle</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Jordanium</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Jorzan the Wise</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* The Jazzy Fizzle</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Yokohama</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Gordon Freechman</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Backspin</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Backs-To-The-Future</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Harry Potter</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* AJ</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Jordan Abraham Janzen Backs</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Jonathan Banks</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Jordan</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Abraham</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Giordano</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Got-Your-Backs</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Nadroj</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Jorn@</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Yordan</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Jordan the ''Xtreme''inator</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Luke Jordanwalker</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Ordan the Smuggler</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div>\u00a0</div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">== Trivia ==</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">[[Image:Staff of Jordan.jpg|thumb|right]</ins>]</div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* For some reason, Jordan uses inverted controls when playing a console game. He also uses the highest possible sensitivity.</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* When Jordan tells a pun, he'll stand there and grin and look around at everyone until someone finally laughs.</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Jordan is always late, unless it's for work or school.</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">* Jordan is one bad mutha. He's probably a ninja or some other badass profession like a pornstar, super-athlete or even CEO of your mom. Jordan makes good money, certainly more than you, though you're not exactly sure how.</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div>\u00a0</div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">== Cult of Abraham ==</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\">Though unconfirmed, Abraham is rumored to have a cult following. Little is known about the supposed cult except for their six axioms, found inscribed on stone tablets:</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div>\u00a0</div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\"># ThOV ShALT NOT VNDERESTIMATE ThE POWER OF A GOOD LVNCh</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\"># ThOV ShALT WASh ThY FACE ThRICE PER MOON</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\"># ThOV ShALT MONITORETh ThY SODIVM INTAKE</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\"># ThOV ShALT OFFER GRAPES TO ThINE PVBLICK</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\"># ThOV ShALT READ ThY WIRED ARTICLES AND CITETh SEVEN EACh FORTNIGHT</ins></div></td></tr>\n<tr><td colspan=\"2\"></td><td class=\"diff-marker\" data-marker=\"+\"></td><td class=\"diff-addedline\"><div><ins class=\"diffchange diffchange-inline\"># ThOV ShALT SVBJECT ThY KOMPANIONS TO VNRELENTING PVNS</ins></div></td></tr>\n"
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