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Ibex Legends

2021-08-12T23:19:42Z

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[[Category:Games]]
[[Image:Ibexes.jpg|thumb|right|Typical gameplay]]
''Not to be confused with [[Apex Legumes]] or [[Pasta Royale]].''

'''Ibex Legends''' is a turn-based strategic MMO. Players can choose to play as an Ibex or a Sauropod and outwit, outplay, outlast each other to be crowned the Fancyboi.

The more Fancy you play, the more Scovilles you are able to collect, which can be spent to unlock higher Spice levels.

== Playable characters ==
[[Image:IbexLegends.jpg|thumb|right|Crush, one of the playable characters]]
* Bluth
* Crush
* Prezzie for Fusie
* Sarah
* Boyo
* The Robit
* Symmetra (Currently not playable in ranked for balance issues.)
* Bish

== Spice System Explained ==
[[Image:Spicy.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Spice is the spice of life]]
The most important aspect of Ibex Legends is Spice. Spice is complex and fickle spectrum. Sometimes a player may indirectly choose their Spice, however sometimes the Spice will choose the player.

* Habanero: Labs, Other Labs
* Ghost Pepper: East Fragment, Skull Town
* Pepper X: The giant space laser on that one map

Players sometimes wish to avoid the Spice, but the Spice favors the foolhardy, and the player always comes to crave the Spice in the end. There is no escape. There is only spice.

Kevin

2021-06-27T00:51:34Z

AJ:

[[Category:Guise]][[Category:Serious Business]][[Image:Kevin2.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Kevin in his natural form]]
'''Kyiv''', also known as '''The Doctor''' and '''Dances with Tigers''' and occasionally '''Kevin''', is a gentleman and a scholar. Though he has the ability to go anywhere and do anything, he's recently settled in somewhere in Canada in an effort to keep [[Abraham]] in check, and scold him for being so pessimistic.

Those near Kevin are subject to an aura which automatically surrenders their will to him. However, as Kevin is quite the gentleman, he usually does not abuse this power.

Several people in support of Kevin's clear awesomeness have founded the [[Church of Kevin]] and remain devout followers.

{{quote|Launch a nuclear bomb. It's the only way.|Kevin}}[[Image:Ray Charles.jpg|right|thumb|Kevin taking on the guise of Ray Charles]]

Kevin is an avid lover of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. He draws his power from the delicious serial.

== Kevin's supernaturalness ==
The extend of Kevin's powers is not known. Several have theorized that he is a vampire, though this remains disputed.

In order to confirm Kevin's supernatural abilities, one must simply observe his commanding voice and rugged good looks.

== Origins ==
[[Image:Kevin.jpg|thumb|right|400px|Kevin in action]]
Little is known of the origins of Kevin. However, many believe he lived in the age of Bismarck. He also took part in the Last Supper.

== Why you shouldn't make him angry ==

{{quote|Dear Victim, I regret to inform you that I have obtained absolutum dominium over your Schnauzer. Defenestration is inevitable lest I be bequeathed the sum owed to me. Ab irato.|Kevin}}

== Chronicles of Kevin ==
''This section contains anecdotes of Kevin's everyday life.''

=== Regarding tambourines ===
> There are multiple similarities between Will Ferrell and I?

{{lquote|Of course. Aside from the obvious skill with small, percussive instruments, there are some pretty obvious similarities.

It's time to get my "Inception" on.

My suspicions were first aroused when I saw you playing what seemed to be an innocuous game of Halo: Reach with your brother, Nick. It just so happens that an integral character in the series is Dr. Halsey. Well, Ferrell PLAYED a character named NICK HALSEY in the 2010 film "Everything Must Go". Coincidence?

I think not. We need to go deeper.

Nick sounds an awful lot like Rick, wouldn't you say? And it just so happens that Ferrell was hired PRECISELY two years before the above film's release to play a character named Dr. Rick Marshall in "Land of the Lost" who journeys into the LITHOSPHERE. Obviously you can't spell CHRISTOPHER KLOSE without LITHOSPHERE.

If that wasn't enough to convince you, Ferrell's 2003 character in "Old School" famously streaked/MOONed motorists as he ran down the street. Now, putting aside the fact that William Herschel discovered one of the MOONs of Saturn on August 28th, 1789, Ferrell famously screams "AAH!" and he runs past disapproving motorists. One of them is wearing glasses as he HONKS his horn. What does he have in his glasses? That's right: a LENS. And if you put it all together...

AAH HONKS LENS... HANNAH KLOSE}}

== Kevinisms ==
[[Image:Last_Supper.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Kevin at the Last Supper]]
{{quote|Space Clint Eastwood. The only thing more deadly than Clint Eastwood.|Kevin}}
{{quote|I'm like the Indiana Jones of furniture.|Kevin}}
{{quote|It's a good thing, beeyotch.|Kevin}}

Pasta Royale

2021-06-27T00:30:20Z

AJ:

[[Category:Games]]
[[Image:Pasta.jpg|thumb|right|Typical gameplay]]
'''Pasta Royale''' is a popular online multiplayer battle royale game. It was released in 2021 for Steam, PlayStation 2 and several smart kitchen appliances.

Players fight one another while avoiding splattering olive oil and pools of deadly tomato sauce, lest they become ''troppo scotto'' (overcooked). This doesn't kill the player, but it does make them very sticky.

A Lasagna DLC is rumored to be upcoming within the next year.

== Gameplay==
[[Image:Dry Pasta.jpg|thumb|250px|right|Players in the "starting game" lobby]]
A pot of pasta comes turns into a battleground when it comes into contact with the legendary substance Yardinium.

Players can take the role of several playable characters, such as penne, linguini and spaghetti (the sniper character). The game is PvPvE, as players must also fight or avoid NPCs such as Meatballs, Basil Leafs and Onions.

Players can deal damage using their regular or special abilities as well as by lobbing MCTs (Molten Cherry Tomatoes).

The theme song for the game is ''Sempre Rigatoni'', which was composed by [[Kevin]].

== Game modes ==
[[Image:Guy-Brioni.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Guy Fettucine, the game's final boss]]
* Al Dente
* Fettucine Afraido (Halloween Edition)
* Egg Noodle Extravaganza

== Playable characters ==
* Spaghetti: sniper
* Ravioli: tank with special explode ability
* Penne: tactical, can create portals for teammates to quickly move through; early access supporters also automatically unlock the Rigatoni skin
* Cavatappi: scout/speedyboi
* Bowtie: spy like in TF2, has the Martini special ability

== Reviews ==
Pasta Royale has received generally favourable reviews. Critics have praised the marinara sauce, but some have complained that it needs more garlic and could do with a hint of chili.

[[File:Origin Story.png|thumb|right|alt=Real photo evidence of our Pot. In which all life in our universe was spawned|The Pot of Origin]]

File:Origin Story.png

2021-06-27T00:24:48Z

AJ:

Origin Soup

Pasta Royale

2021-06-26T23:16:37Z

AJ:

[[Category:Games]]
[[Image:Pasta.jpg|thumb|right]]
'''Pasta Royale''' is a popular online multiplayer battle royale game.

== Gameplay==
Substance of origin: Yardinium
Forged in pots of pasta