Charley

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Charley seen just moments before transfiguring into a raven

Chablorg, also known as Charlemagne, Charby.png, Chapparal, Charby, Goddess Divine, and occasionally Charley in some midwestern regions, is either a Roman empress, an ancient sea creature, or a famous shrubbery. While little is known of her origin, some Charlologists have theorized that it involved blueberries. Some people are kinda sus that she might be a vampire.

Properties

If you find her she might be moving very fast.

Charley can be elusive as she is a quantum object, and as such she does not have a well-defined velocity or position, but rather has a chance of being found anywhere in the universe as defined by her probability distribution. But you can probably find her hanging out at some renaissance faire.

Charley can perceive wavelengths of light ranging from deep ultraviolet (UVB) to far-red (300 to 720 nm) as well as polarized light, similar to a mantis shrimp.

Charley has a strong work ethic and her hobbies include Tim Hortons, Twilight and summoning elfin spirits. Hopefully she likes you because she has a very high INT score and can probably handle any arcana checks you're likely to need.

Skills and spells

Charley in her true form
  • Rune of Detect Tim Hortons
  • Summon Corn
  • Befriend Woodland Creature (works up to level 9)
  • Moving through spacetime in nonclassical ways
  • Changing her hair colour at will
  • Being a boss ass bitch
  • Proficiency with crossbows
  • Winning The Game
  • Obeying traffic laws
  • Knowing why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
  • Speaking for the trees
 
 
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
 

 

— Chablorg

 
 
Guys help I want to be an octopus person
 

 

— Chablorg