Life

Life is long and hard. It's dangerous to go alone. You'll need these:

1. Forty-seven paper clips and a protractor
2. A jar full of smiley-face buttons
3. A chili, jalapeno, or other hot pepper
4. Memories and regrets
5. Metholated Lip Balm (Burt's Bee works well)
6. The perfume or cologne of a lover who broke your heart

If at first you don't succeed...

1. Get a glass of your favorite beverage
2. Open up 3 tabs on your browser and turn up your volume
3. In the three tabs, load this, this, and this
4. Enjoy